Guests think they're checking into a quiet bed and breakfast. What they don't realize is they're also agreeing to my Rules for Public Displays of Affection.
Bow-Tie Boss
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Bow-Tie Dispatch No. 2
One gentleman. Two missing collars. No explanation. Mr. Ray finally addresses the scandal.
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The Bow-Tie Dispatch No. 1
Mr. Ray makes his grand debut with a frosty porch report, grading guests on their blanket etiquette, side-eyeing Walter’s firepit obsession, and declaring “Wet Food January” far superior to any human resolution.
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